Where Shopping is A Pleasure

How do you know if you spend too much time at the grocery store? I've received a few signs that I may love my neighborhood Publix a little more than a typical patron. . . if that's even possible. So here is a short list of signs to look out for (all of these really happened to me) that you may be in the same boat: 

1. You see one of the many stockers, know his name, and notice that he got a fresh haircut.

2. The same stocker sees you the next day and notices that you too, got your hair cut (in the 24 hours since you were last at Publix.)

3. The meat manager asks you how the roast you bought yesterday turned out.

4. The cashier knows where YOU work.

5. A different cashier knows that you're on vacation and asks if you're sad that it's almost over.